January 2012
261 posts
Wedding Crashers
Will Ferrell: MOM THE MEAT LOAF! WE WANT SOME MEATLOAF!
*no answer*
Will Ferrell: God, what's she DOing, I never know what she's DOing..
#PerksOfFeelingGood
Me: Damn yo, why am I so itchy?! like my whole body! face, tummy, titties, legs... *as i'm obnoxiously itching*
Friend: Really? *gives me this weird ass face*
Me: *bust out laughing* ohhh yeah, that's why but fuckkk. make it stop.
Friend: Ok, i'll itch it for you.
Me: alright dude thanks.
Ahhh what the hell! You just scratched the shit out of me.
Friend: omg, and it's bleeding!
Me: *laughing, feel my back, bloods all over my finger* hahah damn, didn't think you scratched it that bad..
