#PerksOfFeelingGood
Me: Damn yo, why am I so itchy?! like my whole body! face, tummy, titties, legs... *as i'm obnoxiously itching*
Friend: Really? *gives me this weird ass face*
Me: *bust out laughing* ohhh yeah, that's why but fuckkk. make it stop.
Friend: Ok, i'll itch it for you.
Me: alright dude thanks.
Friend: omg, and it's bleeding!
Me: *laughing, feel my back, bloods all over my finger* hahah damn, didn't think you scratched it that bad..